December 2011
mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
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Meeting my favorite band member
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
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Me: this amazing band picture I posted has 2 notes
Tumblr famous person: this picture of a sock on the floor with mould growing on it has 25000
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me: *has picture of band member*
friend: who's that?
me: my future husband
friend: yuck you have such bad taste
policeman: so she fell onto the train tracks?